Courage of Conviction

By request of Jo, I show you lo the hamsap picture. Ham Sap anot? Salty and wet at the same time. Where to get? Satisfied mou? Okok. Give you more info on it. Traditional Chinese: 鹹鴨蛋 Simplified Chinese: 咸鸭蛋 Cantonese Jyutping: haam4 aap3 daan6*2 Hanyu Pinyin: xían yā dàn Literal meaning: salted duck eggs Wuahahahaha!!! Okok. I curi the pictures from the web liao. I can't find any better pictures liao. Be reminded the picture are not mine ok? They belong to someone else so if you wanna copy also think twice la. Nah! Happy mou Jo?

Note : This post is just for laugh. No I am not a racist ok? What's the difference between a Chinese hair saloon than an Indian or Malay(house) saloons? The following is a comparison. Price :- Chinese - MYR 12 to Several Ks depending where you actually have your cut and who you cut with Indian - Liamah Linggit(MYR 5 & above) Malay - Tujuh cukup la(MYR 7 & above). Free/Any amount you want to pay if he is your neighbour Place :- Basically very much the same for their location. One to many in housing areas and shops but you see more Indian barber shops more. Hey it's a job of skill ok? So be proud. Setting :- Chinese - Full of girls pictures ranging from Japanese and Korean etc Indian - Full of Ang Moh(westerners) pictures (and several sample head pictures) Malay - Anywhere ranging to the front of your car porch to the toilet. The guy will ask you what style you want instead. "Eh, Apa style lu mau? Botak ada, Kelapa ada, Ronaldo punya style pun ada"(Eh, What sty...

Last night I received a call from a mate at the middle of the night. I told myself this better be good or else... You can't blame me for being grumpy when I am dead tired and sleepy ok? Anyway here is the conversation(translated from Cantonese). Me : Hello. What's up?(Hello! mat kau?) A : Got a problem here. I just got my new PC from the PC fair this evening.(Diu, Ngo shan PC kam yat lei jor.) Me : So? I need to sleep la.(Ngo hou gui. Oii fan gau la) A : No this is serious. I really need help.(Mou la. Hou yim jong ge. Yau man tai) Me : What prob you get?(Meh si woh) A : My PC doesn't start up(Neh, Ngo PC um jeok) Me : You sure you plugged it in?(Yau mou chap cable?) A : Har? Need to plug it in? I thought wireless one?(Har, Yew chap ge meh? Um hai mou sin ge meh?) Me : Fuck! Since when your PC generate electric on it's own one? Go find the cable la.(Niamah! Bin gor gau lei um sai yong din geh? Wan go cable chap la.) A : Okok. done plugging(Okok. Chap jor) Me : Press the ...

It's a nice song to hear if you can get hold of it. It's one of the soundtrack from LOTR - Lord of The Rings. Very calming effect. Dedicated to the ones lost, gone but not forgotten. Lay down Your sweet and weary head The night is falling You have come to journey's end Sleep now And dream of the ones who came before They are calling From across the distant shore Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see All of your fears will pass away Safe in my arms You're only sleeping What can you see On the horizon? Why do the white gulls call? Across the sea A pale moon rises The ships have come to carry you home And all will turn To silver glass A light on the water All Souls pass Hope fades Into the world of night Through shadows falling Out of memory and time Don't say We have come now to the end White shores are calling You and I will meet again And you'll be here in my arms Just sleeping Chorus And all will turn To silver glass A light on...

If you haven't read part 1 go here . Since no one volunteered to chip in to buy my friend his Christmas gift. The plan failed and this would be yet another year where he fails to get a present from Santa who was hit by the recent recession. I guess now Santa just drop by and pack whatever food and drinks you guys left him because he has to pay last years' wage to the elves and would have no presents for the kids this year. Ok ok. I will tell you guys why part 2 is created here. This is just one prediction I am going to make. Since " Your Boy "(if you don't know what I am saying here, that's why there is a link above) have been lowering his standards year by year and being such a considerate guy. Yes, he is considerate liao. His initial wish is to have a rich model to marry and rely on her to support him for a living to his wish now that he will work to support his "chick with long legs". So it's safe to predict he will write the following letter ...

Here is one kid that doesn't want to have her head intact for christmas. I wonder what the father/mother is doing to allow their kids to basically put their heads and hands out of the window. I was planning to drive next to the car and give them both a good "luku" on their head. LOL. Violent? Yes but that's the best for them to learn. Ps. Don't bother copying my image and sending to the star. I already did before I posted this up.

As I promised several people. Here are the pictures of my puppy. Cute bo?

Darn. I am too early in the office on a christmas eve morning. How do I know that? The lights are still off. So I went to browse my friends blogs la. Browse browse browse, I found an entry on his christmas wishlist. He very good and not greedy la. He only asked for 1 wish. No, I wouldn't tell you who he is but he is a frequent visitor here so he should know I am talking about him. Haha. His letter is as below with some modified content(so you guys can't search him up and laugh at him lol):- "Dear Father Santa, I have been a good boy this year. I still had the only one wish like the last 6 years I have been writing to you which you still haven't been granting me of. I haven't receive the present from you the past 6 years so I think you must be saving money to get me my gift. I am sure 6 years is enough for the saving. I hope I will get my present this year seated next to my tree. Come on. It can't be that hard right? This year I had already lower down my requi...

You : Boss, can I take leave on Friday so I can get a whole stretch of 5 days? Boss : Can, hand in your resignation letter then you can have a whole stretch of 5 years if you want. You(walks quietly out of the room or loudly by banging the boss door till his picture drops from the wall) : .... No!No! This post is not about holidays but dedicated to those who can't have holiday this Friday like me. Yeah. It's hard but it's life. Be content that you still have a job when a lot of others are retrenched. Okla. Since you are such good people and have to work on this Friday so I give you guys an incentive ok? Picture of a vacation spot. Tadaa... I can feel shoes heading to my head now. Wuahahahaha. Anyway have a Merry(Not so merry for some) Christmas. Happy working or you can always bug me during working hours(I am sensing part 4 of my post here , here and here )

This is something copied from here and I thought I should share with you guys. An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers ! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach...

If you haven't read the first 2 posts go here and here . It never fails to amuse me. I just came back from my trip with a new additional member to my family. Anyway to cut things short, here is the conversation. Sorry, it's hard to blank out all the names and I am lazy so no screen shots this time. **********@hotmail.com says: hi **********@hotmail.com just sent you a nudge. **********@hotmail.com just sent you a nudge. Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says: what? **********@hotmail.com says: what your name Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says: told you i am your mum right? **********@hotmail.com says: where do you stay Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says: your own house add also you dont know? **********@hotmail.com says: where Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says: ** taman ********** poskod ***** jalan *********** kedah la ********...

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From the world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”? To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over – 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi finals, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD “Why me?”. And today in pain I should not be asking GOD “Why me?” Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrow keeps you Human, Failure Keeps you Humble, Success keeps you Glowing, But only God Keeps you Going….. Keep Going…..cheers !! Have a nice day guys. I will be away from this Thursday and Friday and may therefore not be able to update or reply comments regularly. If you need urgent assistance...

A nice song to listen to. What if there was no light. Nothing wrong, nothing right. What if there was no time? And no reason or rhyme? What if you should decide That you don't want me there by your side. That you don't want me there in your life. What if I got it wrong? And no poem or song.. Could put right what I got wrong, Or make you feel I belong What if you should decide That you don't want me there by your side That you don't want me there in your life. Oooooh, that's right Let's take a breath, jump over the side. Oooooh, that's right How can you know it if you don't even try? Oooooh, that's right Every step that you take Could be your biggest mistake It could bend or it could break But that's the risk that you take What if you should decide That you don't want me there in your life. That you don't want me there by your side. Oooooh, that's right Let's take a breath jump over the side. Oooooh, that's right How can you k...

Yeah some may not like what I am going to write here but I will still continue. You have a choice to leave if you feel what I am writing here is provoking. So don't say I never give you guys the chance to leave now. Being a first aider myself had taught me a lot in life. Helping those in need at needy times does make me into a better person but recently after the tragic landslides, there are a bunch of idiots who make a mockery of the job by robbing on humanitarian grounds. Go get a copy of the sun today(15 Dec 2008) or go here for the online copy. Front page man. How worse can it go? So now people needs to register beforehand before they enter their house. It's like the guards at your apartment needs you to register at the guard house before gaining access to your own house. Why such troublesome procedure. Why not station people around the area itself and let the residents just flash their identity card when checked. I could only think of 1 reason why the residents need to re...

Yes the same idiot from this post here visited me on MSN while I am at work. This same idiot left plenty of traces around the internet world with all his personal information intact. Wonder what they teach kids in schools nowadays. They never learn do they? The screenshot is self explanatory. He is really one of a kind. The type which is unique and you can't get many of them anymore nowadays. Click on the image for a larger view.

Ever wonder at times "FAST" food is no longer fast that the auntie selling bak kut teh in the nearby stall could have caught a pig(no offense to the muslims), castrate it(no meh? No need castrate one ar? Oklo then sembelih(slaughter) lo) and make the bak kut teh for you and yet your "FAST" food still havent arrive. It's one of those days where you are rushing for a flight and wanted to grab a bite only to be told "Sorry ah. Can wait 45 minutes while we cook the chicken?". Yes, I know how you feel. You feel like taking the tray, slapping the counter fella in and out ending with his/her head stuck on the tray. One of my friend finally couldn't stand it and broke out here . Seriously she is already nice. If I am in her shoes. I will complain till their mum can't recognize them anymore. Hahaha. Ok enough of that already. Gonna show you guys the winner of the "FAST" food chain award. It goes to Pizza hut Giant Bandar Kinrara beating all th...

No, no more Christmas carols from me but this post has some Christmas related stuffs. Else I will go back in time and post it again =P Somehow yesterday wasn't a very lucky day for me. Was supposed to post this but I don't have the time as I was too tired. Somehow MSN wasn't working on my office desktop and the portable MSN doesn't have the block and ban functions(could have but I am too busy and lazy to find). As usual I set my status to busy(so that only those important guys can MSN me) and also set nick to "AT WORK! Disturb at your own risk!". Then some joker have to pop up. The following is "roughly" the conversation. A(obviously a guy from his nick) : Hi! B(grumbled) : Hi! A : You guy or girl? Single? B : Guy and I only like girls A : Oh! I am guy too. Single? Name? B(fed up - Why does he want to know I am single or not anyway unless he is trying to sell me some China Biao Mei at uber cheap price) : Sorry! Busy now. 5 Minutes later ...... A : Hi...

It's disturbing where every corner I go there is at least one decoration on Christmas yet for some reasons I don't feel the spirit in me. So here I am with my own Christmas song for Satan Santa Clause(I can already sense boots aiming at my head now). You guys can sing this Christmas Carol along with me. You'd better watch out, You'd better not cry; You'd better keep cash, I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town. Santa's Pok kai(bankrupt), Already POK KAI!' He doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice, He's not coming to town. It's worthless if you've do good, It's better if you've been bad, He sold his list of who's naughty or nice, Santa's not coming to town, HEY You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town! An early Merry Christmas to those who are celebrating. Ps. Might come a new version of jingle bells also. Anyone w...

Actually the whole day today, I have been containing all my sorrows and not let it out. So far I am doing a real good job on it. Actually after the wedding dinner, I received news from one of the members that my old mentor, Steve Rodham had actually succumbed to his lungs cancer which he had been fighting over the past 2 years. He just celebrated his 54th birthday over a month ago in the hospital in the states. It's quite a shock for me to actually lose him when he was a non smoker all along, lives in the remote areas where they get healthy food and things and most importantly a person with a kind heart to help others. Of course I can't compare my loss to the one that his wife, Martha(knows as Mart to most of us) is currently experiencing. My condolences to you Mart. The passing of someone close, be it a family member or a friend is never easy for me. Some may say I portray a character which is strong in most situations but there is always a weak side of me. Steve's sicknes...

If you haven't read part 1 go here then you will know what I am talking about here. It's a continuation from this:- - Idiots who are siu hei(sensitive as some calls it). One good example below. A : You there? Can do me a favor? B : Yeah I am here. A : Sends cam request. B : Accepts A : Can you see me clearly? How do I look like? Can you tell me what's wrong? B : Very blur. Look like ghost from those ghost movies(speaking the truth) A : Argh!!! Bans the hell out of B for being hon est Continued B : Noticed A online and says hi and ask "Still angry at me? Ban me that day" A : don't Worry i don't have the right to angry at you because i m one of the idiots B : Scratched butt head and wonders what A is talking about A : have a nice day(and proceeds to go missing or ban the hell out of B again) B : Finally the butt head gave the most logical answer. The blog entry he wrote before on A. B in head : OMFG. She reads my blog! Die this time. Screams and proceeds ...

Reshuffled my racks and cupboard. Should have done this right after the exams but me being the busy me couldn't find the time to do it. I found an old picture of a person from the past. Somehow lots of feeling went through my head at that moment. Sadness and happiness. Don't bother to ask because I will not tell nor answer anyone regarding this. Just feel I should let it all out here only. Should I just let it all out but I guess I shouldn't. That's it la. Forget about the past and move forward like the face of a shilling which is always looking forward. A song went through my play list. Only You by Elvis Presley. Don't ask me why I have such old song. Anyway it reminds me of this. Enjoy.

Note : No animal(humans are animals right? No? Read back your biology book. It's labeled under mammals which makes monkeys your cousins) are harmed in the process of writing this blog. The writer is not responsible for any actions taken by the reader of this blog in following exactly what is written here. Some are based on real life events while some are not. Names have been changed to protect the identity of those involved. If you so bad as to have a name which is same as in the story(A and B) then go blame your parents for giving you that ugly name. I Hate : - - Idiots who will never answer your questions directly. They have to go through all the junk that you need to listen before they can give you one answer. It's double worse when you went through all that hell and still can't get an answer. - Idiots who just give you an excuse after you ask tons of questions. They just reply you saying they are tired and goes to bed to sleep. (happens usually when a wife ask his husba...

Prenote:- I am in no way responsible if you get your ass fired from work because you used the ways stated here. Case study problem : Escape from your office without being detected when you are supposed to be working. Explanation & problem dissection : To escape from your office without being detected, you must possess the right skills and knowledge to do so. This is often a skill used by those who wanna leave early or come in late to work. Do you have what it takes? If you are a boss, why bother? Here we will discuss the pros and cons of each solution. The ratings for each solution is based on a 1-9 scale with 9 being the best. Do not attempt the solutions if your office implements an electronic tagging system unless you have a boyfriend(for guys) or les partner who is willing to tag in and out for you to bear the responsible of getting caught. Once again I am not responsible for any misuse. Solution 1 : Brings bag, water tumbler and coffee mug to work every morning(some people sca...

For those who don't know what is happening here. Please go to the post here . Yes I went through it over and over again just for you guys. This is definitely a spoiler as it will kill all the fun for you guys. If you are sure you want this press Ctrl+A Go play on your own first la. Why so Gan Jeong(impatient) wo? Oklo. You guys fuck me already say I potong stim(leave you guys hanging halfway). Okla here is the solution for the game. You guys and girls should really try it out before coming here for the answers. Tell liao more potong stim. Ok. Let’s Start. If some of you dumbfucks face this problem trying to play this while in office hours just to find it closed and not as I have told you guys that it's only open from 6pm to 6am or you are too ball less to get your IT help support then here's the solution:- Go set your computer time backwards or forward la. If you don't know how to do this, it's time to stop using the computer and start staying in the jungle. Some c...