"FAST" Food anyone?

Ever wonder at times "FAST" food is no longer fast that the auntie selling bak kut teh in the nearby stall could have caught a pig(no offense to the muslims), castrate it(no meh? No need castrate one ar? Oklo then sembelih(slaughter) lo) and make the bak kut teh for you and yet your "FAST" food still havent arrive. It's one of those days where you are rushing for a flight and wanted to grab a bite only to be told "Sorry ah. Can wait 45 minutes while we cook the chicken?". Yes, I know how you feel. You feel like taking the tray, slapping the counter fella in and out ending with his/her head stuck on the tray.

One of my friend finally couldn't stand it and broke out here. Seriously she is already nice. If I am in her shoes. I will complain till their mum can't recognize them anymore. Hahaha. Ok enough of that already. Gonna show you guys the winner of the "FAST" food chain award. It goes to Pizza hut Giant Bandar Kinrara beating all the other contestants hands down. Don't believe me ar? Here's a picture but make sure you have already eaten and half of it is already digested. Better still if it's already fully digested or else it will go down using your spine or vomit even your overnight food.

I leave it to your imagination to do the comparison. It looks like one of the bread which they bought upstairs in Giant and microwaved/oven it then serve to us. The waiting time is terrible. You basically sit there for over 15 minutes and the staff there threats you as if your whole family is invisible. It takes another 15 minutes for the bill to arrive which at one point someone suggested that we just leave without paying the bill. The soup is even thinner than urine. What you guys expect? Pizza Hut boleh ma.

Next on the list is Secret Recipe Time Square. No. I am not rich. I am there because it's my birthday ok? Meaning someone treat la. I wouldn't go to suck such expensive place ok? Those idiots let us wait for 15 minutes without serving us. The best part is the supervisor is hiding in the room while the staffs are busy like mad outside. Then came the food. The food they serve is far from the menu. Don't get deceived by looks and oh yeah, they tried to cheat me off 2 pieces of spring roll which I asked the supervisor about. Guess what? The supervisor have to refer back because he is new and doesn't know the products they are selling. Good leh the service?

Then we have Manhattan Fish Market IOI mall. They are short of manpower but the manager is quite friendly. I am there because I have the buy 1 free 1 promotion. They ran out of chips. Imagine fish and chips without the chips? So it becomes chipless fish and chip. Oklo they replace with rice or salad. Still get to eat full ma. This I am not complaining much la because they gave me extra free fish and chips fish and rice. Here are some pictures. Mouth Watering? You treat me I bring you go eat ok? Deal? No? Why so kiamsiap(stingy) one you?

Yes. That's a suggestion form next to the plate. It works most of the time when the service is bad and you need that good service. Try grabbing the suggestion form next time and see how things turn instantly.

Ok moving down on the list is KFC Jusco Taman Equine. The food is okla till I went to wash my hands. Then saw a cockroach walking and staring back at me. This happening in a store which have the "A" sticker from MPSJ meaning it's supposed to be uber clean. Malaysia Boleh?

My advice? Avoid fast food if you could unless you are sure those fellas can give you the service you are paying for. Avoid all those "Hoi! Where is the cheese in my Filet o' Fish?" to avoid getting "Ptui! Ptui" at the backdoor on the food they are about to serve you. Have a nice day guys.