Pants on fire while it's down
I was at my friends place some time ago and he is one who always bragged about how many girlfriends he has outside. Oh. By the way he has is married. We were having tea at his place because of some "business" proposals to settle. He was seating quietly reading his morning paper drinking coffee with me. Suddenly, his wife came from behind with a frying pan and almost knocked him senseless then and there.
Friend : What was that for? You know pain one anot?
Wife : Why do you have a piece of paper in your coat pocket with "Daisy" written on it?
Friend : Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago before the Chinese New Year when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on.
His wife was satisfied with his answer and apologized for wacking him.
This morning I went to his place and the same thing happened. The wife came with a frying pan also and wacked him so hard on his head that he can barely stand up after that.
Friend : What is this for this time?
Wife : Your horse called.(PWNED!)
Moral of the story? Don't play 3 play 4 (commit adultery/cheat on your wife/gf/partner)
Friend : What was that for? You know pain one anot?
Wife : Why do you have a piece of paper in your coat pocket with "Daisy" written on it?
Friend : Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago before the Chinese New Year when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on.
His wife was satisfied with his answer and apologized for wacking him.
This morning I went to his place and the same thing happened. The wife came with a frying pan also and wacked him so hard on his head that he can barely stand up after that.
Friend : What is this for this time?
Wife : Your horse called.(PWNED!)
Moral of the story? Don't play 3 play 4 (commit adultery/cheat on your wife/gf/partner)
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PS, hope ur fren wont c it btw.
小歪 - haih. sad to say this kind of things always happen no matter how much you hate them. he see liao. that's why i never write real name. just put him as donald since his horse named daisy ma.
zewt - mana lu hilang so long eh? not bad ma. the horse let him ride le. hahaha. actually i know the daisy one. hahaha
Ya, better be honest to ur wife.
But hor,be honest will be punished. Lie to wife, will be punished too after she finds out.
Wah, not easy to be a guy also leh.
Just kidding.
Well only if u want to^^
sg vicious - lol busty hot babe pulak. you don't simply say things here. later tonight i sleep outside like calvin(rainman) or worse still my ears will get elongated longer than buddhas lol. ok la i follow you la. lol
If your on technorati you will move up a rank.
Nvm I shall post again.
Mr Vicious Cycle Would like to announce that Kellaw is currently linked with Him.
lol. do public announcement pulak
*sigh* Kellaw, I think this will be a bad year for me...busy macam nak mati!
he is lucky his wife just hitting him. it could be worst.
Neway, I'm now worrying about the economy... aiyo, recession hits me hard. Hidup pun susah, mati pun susah... *sigh*
hahaha
clef - i don't need a mother in law to make me suffer that much. i already have a mum at home. hahaha
lisa - you expected more? something like take knive stab him and then castrate him isit?