Fairy Tales and ways to catch criminals

Here's one for those politicians out there since the Terengganu elections is coming.

A little girl once asked her dad, "Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"
And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"


The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Sounds familiar? Sounds like some government we know right? Where got? Got mea? No mah. Case closed lo.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
This is what we call burn down the whole forest just for one tree. I know some people with this kind of mentality that they can't see others being successful.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
Ah! This one is classic. They torture you till you admit even when you didn't do anything. Sounds familiar? Ok. I will be away for 3 days from now so there will be no post till then. Leaving you guys to your thoughts.

Comments

renaye said…
thank u for the concern. but unfortunately milk would irritate the stomach if i had gastric problems earlier. actually ginger tea would be the best because usually there's wind in the stomach. honey will be ok too since all nutrients are already released from the body. but don't worry! i'm not dead yet!!!!!!! i refused to be dead .. haha. [ok i went gila sikit because of hallucination.]

haha. rabbit? i have no more interest in local politics. too much of drama.

renaye
http://renaye.nutang.com
January 9, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Kellaw said…
Haih. Go drink honey ginger tea then. I thought you dieded and wouldn't reply me liao. hahaha. I thought you you always gila one. Wuahahaha. I agree. Too much drama. Nowadays we don't read the comics anymore. Just read the frontpage already laugh like mad.
January 9, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Josephine said…
Sign...
You still wanna stay in Msia ar?
January 10, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Kellaw said…
Jo. I wish I could leave but could I?

Harmony - welcome to my blog
January 11, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Anonymous said…
=.= local politics have more fairy tales and horror than this... lol...
January 12, 2009 at 4:33 AM
Kellaw said…
That's why i enjoy reading the morning news. It's more funny than the comic strips.
January 12, 2009 at 7:00 AM
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