New type of Jigsaw Puzzle..Wuahahaha

Note : - I edited this story from the joke my friend sent me. Hope it will be funnier after the editing.

Ah Beng gets a phone call from Ah Lian(Biawak Mui).
"Beng ah," says Biawak Mui, "I got big big big problem le."
"What problem?" replies Beng
"I buy jigsaw puzzle from supermarket and it's too hard for me le. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges. Now I cannot sleep liao because I can't finish this puzzle. Can help or not?"
"What picture lai de?" asks Beng
"It's a picture of a big chicken," Biawak Mui replies.
Beng says, "Okla, Biawak Mui, I come over now and try help you see can or not la. I don't want you ask me for medication money because you cannot sleep later"
He gets to Biawak Mui's house and Biawak Mui opens the door.
"Oh thanks for coming Beng." She leads Beng into the kitchen and shows him the Jigsaw Puzzle on the kitchen table.
Beng looks at the Jigsaw Puzzle, then turns to Biawak Mui and says, "For God's sake Biawak Mui, put the cornflakes back in the packet."

New Puzzle? Hehehe

This is in dedication of a bunch of friends in BU especially that Biawak that always call me kellogs all the time.

Nah give you guys a photo of biawak. Pretty mou?
Biawak if you are reading this, don't get angry ok? It's just a joke and I am lost for ideas liao. So many days no post. Rating dropped like mad.

Edit : - Since Biawak requested for a more "pretty" biawak then I mai go find one lo. Find find find then found one with pose one. Model Biawak. Nah. Pretty mou?