GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM
An obese 300kg man went to see a doctor with complains of chest pain and was ordered to lose at least 75 kg or risk dying of heart attack. As he wondered how the heck he would ever be able to do it, he came across an advertisement in the newspaper for a "GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM".
"Garenti. Ya light!" he say in disbelieve but being desperate already, he called them up and subscribed the 3-day/10kg weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock on his door and when he answers, a 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes with a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After he is satisfied and done with her, he thinks to himself, "I like the way dis company do bisnes le!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10kg as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20kg program. The next day there's the knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but a pair of Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20kg as promised. He decides to go all out and calls the company to order the 7-day/50kg program. "Are you sure you want dis ar?" asks the representative on the phone. "Dis is our most rigorous program le."
"Of cos I want it la. If not why I call? To date you mea?"he replies, "I haven been fellin so good in years just like the feel good channel le".
The next day there's the knock on his door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but a pair of pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine!"
"Garenti. Ya light!" he say in disbelieve but being desperate already, he called them up and subscribed the 3-day/10kg weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock on his door and when he answers, a 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes with a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After he is satisfied and done with her, he thinks to himself, "I like the way dis company do bisnes le!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10kg as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20kg program. The next day there's the knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but a pair of Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20kg as promised. He decides to go all out and calls the company to order the 7-day/50kg program. "Are you sure you want dis ar?" asks the representative on the phone. "Dis is our most rigorous program le."
"Of cos I want it la. If not why I call? To date you mea?"he replies, "I haven been fellin so good in years just like the feel good channel le".
The next day there's the knock on his door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but a pair of pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine!"
Comments
good one!
hahahaha
so, u still wanna gamfei?
Jo - maybe you want to do that to your darling. lol. Me? I still need to gamfei la. spare tyres alot.
i dun wan u get hungry cox no bread to eat xDD
the fat guy might be gay ya noe???