Rabbits
The following actually happen in an interview for a position of an assistant accountant. The first interview the potential candidates is an aptitude test which tests the candidate's ability to do simple maths. So there was this candidate named Sandy(name changed though I feel like naming her Sadny).
Interviewer : If hor, I gib you two lebits hor, then two lebits hor, and another two lebits. How many lebits have you got?
Sandy : Sehben!(seven)
Interviewer : No no no, listen carefully lar. If hor, I gib you two lebits hor, then two lebits hor, and another two lebits. How many lebits have you got?
Sandy : Sehben lok. Sehben!!!! How many times you want me say Sehben?
Interviewer : Ok Ok Ok. Let's try dis in another way. If hor, I gib you two bottle of beer, then two bottle of beer again then another two bottle of beer, how many bottle of beer you got?
Sandy : Six bottle lo. So easy nia.
Interviewer : Good! Now, if hor, I gib you two lebits hor, then two lebits hor, and another two lebits. How many lebits have you got?
Sandy : Sehben!
Interviewer : ^%*(^$%@@$!$&^&^!!!! How on earth did you work out that three lots of two lebits is sehben?
Sandy : I already got one lebit at home ma!
The interviewer fainted after that and had to be sent to hospital in fear that he would get a heart attack and die in the office.
Interviewer : If hor, I gib you two lebits hor, then two lebits hor, and another two lebits. How many lebits have you got?
Sandy : Sehben!(seven)
Interviewer : No no no, listen carefully lar. If hor, I gib you two lebits hor, then two lebits hor, and another two lebits. How many lebits have you got?
Sandy : Sehben lok. Sehben!!!! How many times you want me say Sehben?
Interviewer : Ok Ok Ok. Let's try dis in another way. If hor, I gib you two bottle of beer, then two bottle of beer again then another two bottle of beer, how many bottle of beer you got?
Sandy : Six bottle lo. So easy nia.
Interviewer : Good! Now, if hor, I gib you two lebits hor, then two lebits hor, and another two lebits. How many lebits have you got?
Sandy : Sehben!
Interviewer : ^%*(^$%@@$!$&^&^!!!! How on earth did you work out that three lots of two lebits is sehben?
Sandy : I already got one lebit at home ma!
The interviewer fainted after that and had to be sent to hospital in fear that he would get a heart attack and die in the office.
Comments
*singing*
Myhorng - you really cruel la. how can you stomach such cute creatures?
i heard rabbits taste good.
prettyhotbabenot - why you guys have to be so cruel to animals one? go vegetarian la
i dun hab any lebbits.
wakaka~
funny lar!!
hehe!
thnx for sharing~~
小歪 - cos you makan all isit? or you make them into satay lebbit liao?
jasmine_pzj - welcome and welcome to my blog lol.
:P
taizizi - glad you finally found your way here. hahaha
accounting calculating rabbits!!
haha
lisa - thats accounts assistant la. must at least be able to do simple maths. so the interviewer give simple question lo. if can't answer they can kiss the job goodbye.