Of a Dead Gold Fish and Cat/Dog poops
Warning : If you are an animal activist then this post is not for you. Read if you feel you can take a good joke.
For those who know me would know that my neighbors cat and dogs have high affinity towards the front of my house that they pooped there every opportunity they get. That's where my dog, Rocky comes into action chasing them away. Anyway at times it pisses me off when you go out and you step on those bombs. For goodness sake go clean your dog/cat's poop la. You expect me to clean for you? Maybe I will just hurl them inside the house lol. So I am thinking of a joke and here goes. Anyway DC if you reading this, don't chase me around with a stick in the BU meet ok?
There was once this little guy who was in his garden filling a hole on the ground when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the young little fella was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jack?". "My goldfish died," replied Jack tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor then said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Jack?". Jack patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."
Hint*(you guys know how to get the hint?) What Jack did could happen to my neighbor's cats or dogs one of this day. I like animals but when people don't know how to take care of them, it's better to release them than to torture them.
For those who know me would know that my neighbors cat and dogs have high affinity towards the front of my house that they pooped there every opportunity they get. That's where my dog, Rocky comes into action chasing them away. Anyway at times it pisses me off when you go out and you step on those bombs. For goodness sake go clean your dog/cat's poop la. You expect me to clean for you? Maybe I will just hurl them inside the house lol. So I am thinking of a joke and here goes. Anyway DC if you reading this, don't chase me around with a stick in the BU meet ok?
There was once this little guy who was in his garden filling a hole on the ground when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the young little fella was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jack?". "My goldfish died," replied Jack tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor then said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Jack?". Jack patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."
Hint*(you guys know how to get the hint?) What Jack did could happen to my neighbor's cats or dogs one of this day. I like animals but when people don't know how to take care of them, it's better to release them than to torture them.
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