Super Babi! Oops! I mean baby

Okok. This is going to be a science fiction joke. Since my red cross senior got pregnant at 50++ so here is one about babies. A baby was born so advanced in development sometime in the future that he could talk right after being delivered. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you the doctor who delivered me ah?" he asked.
"Yes I am your doctor" said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you ah for taking such good care of me when taking me out."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother ah?"
"Yes dear, I am your mum" said the mother.
"Thank you ah for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father ah?"
"Yes, I am son" his father proudly answered.
The baby then motioned him closer with his little finger. He then poked hard and repeatedly on his dads forehead with his index finger.
"Hurts, doesn't it!?"

Still don't get the joke? Go poke yourself on your head until you understand then.
Note: I am not responsible if you poke yourself too hard that your head starts to bleed lol.