Free Wifi WTF!!!

Just the other day I see a free wifi sign on the tree when I go mamak for my supper. Then the next visit I bring my laptop lo since free wifi ma. My main aim? Steal Use their electricity and save on my monthly electric bill lo. See the sign?

I then set up everything with the cables done. Guess what happen next?

Me - Neh neh, teh tarik stengah glas(like the u mobile ad) Neh neh, kenapa tarak wifi?(How come no wifi?)
Mamak - (scratches head) wifi ah? apa itu?(wifi? what is that?)
Me - (points to the sign on the tree) Internet la
Mamak - Oh itu ka. Lu ikut I mai sini. Kena duduk atas pokok baru ada.(Follow me. You need to sit on the tree only will get connection)
Me - WTF!!!

So it's just a gimmick like McD near Taylors Subang. You will never get connected. Bloody hell...

Comments

Yian Sin, Yvonne said…
Wa.. need to turn a big round to say something a? but funny..
August 19, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Kellaw said…
where got turn big round wo?
August 19, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Josephine said…
hahaha...
i thought of wanna steal their network. Dim Chee the mamak stall thought of steal Mc D network...
August 20, 2009 at 11:05 AM
stephy-nie said…
lol. seriously ah he said that? XD
August 20, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Kellaw said…
jo - sg got mamak mea? hahaha. mcd also no network. how? hahaha

step - no la. he ask me go plug my lappie into the tree. hahaha
August 21, 2009 at 1:08 AM
Yvonne, Von said…
u did turn a big round to tell me something like.. "don't judge a book by its cover" right? .. so.. should i not judge u by ur "cover too le dear.. hahaha..
August 25, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Kellaw said…
dear where got? got mea? got turn 1 big round mea? i never le.
August 28, 2009 at 1:22 AM
iyouwe said…
good post anywhere!
August 31, 2009 at 1:03 AM
Kellaw said…
next time you come i bring you go lo. remember bring your laptop and a rope so you can climb the tree
September 1, 2009 at 8:07 AM
Janice said…
haha..
*sweat*
oh,btw..
i wont be updating so soon..
spm trials fever..
mayb update on the last wk of sept..
September 5, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Kellaw said…
its ok. you can drop by anytime you want
September 5, 2009 at 3:17 PM
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